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I should probably post something on my tumblr now that I’m actually starting to follow people…

– Me
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This is my kitty-cat Rascal and he’s a very baaaaaaaad boy.

– My Psych 101 professor.
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Adam Levine ruined my sex life.

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Every time I’m at a party and a boy asks me what my favorite band is, I admit, hoping it will seem charming, that I love Maroon 5. It’s never charming. In fact they usually just stop talking to me. Songs About Jane was awesome and you know it. I hate you Adam Levine, you and your cheesy music are why I don’t have a boyfriend. 

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*Tear* I Miss Athens, Ohio *tear*

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If you can’t love me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best.

– Marilyn Monroe
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Attract me until it hurts to concentrate.

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Nutella is the best. Zoom

Nutella is the best.


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Sometimes I get beer goggles for myself

– Audrey Imes
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D-Mac and Babay Audge
  • Me: "What should I make this fake number Facebook status say?"
  • D-Mac: "How about, 'Sorry your dog died lolz.'"

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I WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS. PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

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